• gatsby: haha yeah......................old sport
  • nick: do you have a signature on your texts?
  • gatsby: no............................old sport
pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

literally have no idea where I’m going to sleep tonight / how I’m getting home tomorrow but like w/e that is Future Taryn’s problem

dicappuccino:

i wish i could just have a crush on a boy without having to worry about how shitty he probably is

(Source: thiccbitch)

margaeryen:

Game of Thrones meme: Nine characters (9/9) - Brienne of Tarth

The light was so dim that Jaime could scarcely see her, though they stood a scant few feet apart. “In this light she could almost be a beatuy”, he thought. “In this light she could almost be a knight.”

(Source: meanplastic)

Why are we in love with you?

Este: Maybe because we continually look like the three blind mice wherever we go. I guess people are into it. They’re into nursery rhymes. So, they like that.

(Source: stewarter)

(Source: aljessera)